We solemnly pledge to “release” hostage’d water back into the living water table only when safe and reasonable ex: at base of tree, planter at bus stop, storm sewer grate, into river or creek, onto grassy median, or: fill up the dog bowl. Maybe rinse your hands after a sticky orange?

We pledge to then carry empty plastic water bottle until we come upon a recycle bin, and only then do we part with it.

We will add the amount of successfully re-watered water, to the rolling count of the main “eau’dometer.”