April 4th, 2022. 4:50 pm.
Initial Eau'dometer reading: (9, 646.2 mL).
Found: Just outside MacKinnon Building, U of G Campus.
Description: Nestlé "Pure Life". About 240ml.
Location of hostage release: Pouring it off my front porch.
Result: Plastic bottle into blue recycling bin.
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