April 4th, 2022. 4:50 pm. 

Initial Eau'dometer reading: (9, 646.2 mL).
Found: Just outside MacKinnon Building, U of G Campus.
Description: Nestlé "Pure Life". About 240ml.
Location of hostage release:  Pouring it off my front porch.
Result: Plastic bottle into blue recycling bin.