April 2nd, 2022. 6:35 pm
Initial Eau'dometer reading: (9, 446.2 mL).
Found: Halfway up Gordon Street Hill on my way to "Taunton House" play.
Description: Great Value Water. 200ml.
Location of hostage release: Poured it on the grass in front of Massey Hall, on U of G campus.
Result: Plastic bottle into blue recycling bin.