April 1st, 2022. 9:12 am
Initial Eau'dometer reading: (9, 446.2 mL).
Found: Deposited in waste bin inside Guelph Medical Clinic.
Description: Nestlé. Approx 50 mL.
Location of hostage release: Grass on Cardigan St. boulevard.
Result: Plastic bottle into blue recycling bin on Wyndham St.
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