"Question: What are we looking at here, folks?

Answer: Two piles of sticks playing hide-and-seek in composter bins

"C'mon people. These black composters are: a) seriously plastic and; b) super expensive.

So: let's use them well and properly.

Putting sticks and big stems into them practically guarantees that no compost will ever happen in your composter, no matter what name you call it. It's not a compost system when it's filled with sticks.